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      <title>Man Falls Twice: Milton and Darwin (1667, 1858)</title>
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      <published>2010-08-20T15:36:00Z</published>
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        <i>I'll be dropping in later, but in the meantime, here's a reprint of what happened today in literary history.</i><br />
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<span class="dropcap" style="width:38px">O</span>n this day were two events dealing with the fall of man: one poetical, the other scientific:<br />
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<img src="{filedir_11}milton_paradise.jpg" border="0" alt="John Milton" name="John Milton" title="John Milton" class="photoright" width="285" height="243" />* The Stationers' Register records on this day in 1667 an entry for "Paradise Lost," a poem in blank verse by John Milton, who was in a sad state at this time of life. He was 59 and had been blind for 15 years. He had buried his first wife 15 years ago and his second six years after that. His support for Oliver Cromwell and the Commonwealth nearly cost him his head. Instead, it cost him his published works, some of which were burned in his stead.<br />
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But there were bright spots. He had married the 24-year-old Betty Munshull, and with the help of her and paid assistants, had spent six years on "Paradise Lost," an epic poem of the Fall of Man into which he poured his religious and political beliefs, as well as encoded references to the principles of the Commonwealth. <br />
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<img src="{filedir_11}darwin_charles.jpg" border="0" alt="Charles Darwin" name="Charles Darwin" title="Charles Darwin" class="photoright" width="260" height="360" />* On this day in 1858, the Linnean Society of London published two papers in its magazine that had been presented at a meeting six weeks before. By most accounts, it had been a dull gathering on July 1. The members seemed more interested in honoring the death of the society's former president than to engage in scientific inquiry. Eight scientific papers were read from the podium, and during the socializing afterwards, one visitor noted that there was "no semblance of a discussion." In fact, the president of the society observed that the year observed that 1858 had not "been marked by any of those striking discoveries which at once revolutionize, so to speak, the department of science on which they bear."<br />
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It's understandable why the papers didn't make a splash. The titles were long: "Extract from an unpublished Work on Species, consisting of a portion of a Chapter entitled, ‘On the Variation of Organic Beings in a state of Nature; on the Natural Means of Selection; on the Comparison of Domestic Races and true Species' and "On the Tendency of Varieties to depart indefinitely from the Original Type." They took up five pages in the magazine, and were accompanied by a letter written in the long-winded style of letter writers with plenty of time on their hands. Sitting in the audience in an overstuffed hall listening to the drone of the speaker, one can understand why most of the people were not paying much attention. But they would, later.<br />
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Of course, the theory the two scientists — you probably recognize by now I'm talking about Charles Darwin and Alfred Russel Wallace — were proclaiming was evolution, and the idea that natural selection and not the hand of God determined what traits were passed from generation to generation, became the biggest bombshell that exploded in western civilization since Galileo and Copernicus rearranged the planets in their orbits.<br />
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<b>Also from the Reader's Almanac:</b><br />
<ul><li type="disc"><a href="http://www.planetpeschel.com/index?/site/comments/readers_almanac_5_16/">Boswell sucks up to Johnson (1763)</a><br />
<li type="disc"><a href="http://www.planetpeschel.com/index?/site/comments/readers_almanac_5_22/">Daniel DeFoe gets busted (1703)</a><br />
<li type="disc"><a href="http://http//www.planetpeschel.com/index?/site/comments/john_milton_rises_from_the_grave/">John Milton rises from the grave (1790)</a><br />
<li type="disc"><a href="http://http//www.planetpeschel.com/index?/site/comments/readers_almanac_6_27/">Gibbon finishes Decline and Fall (1787)</a><br />
</ul><span class="dropcap" style="width:38px">B</span><b>orn: Edgar Guest,</b> poet, humorist, Birmingham, Warwickshire, 1881; <b>Paul Tillich,</b> theologian, philosopher, Starzeddel, Germany, 1886; <b>H.P. Lovecraft,</b> horror author, Providence, R.I., 1890; <b>William Gresham,</b> noir novelist, Baltimore, Md., 1909; <b>Jacqueline Susann,</b> novelist, Philadelphia, 1921.<br />
<b>Died: Martin Opitz,</b> poet, literary theorist, Bunzlau, Silesia, 1639; <b>Charles Sedley,</b> poet, playwright, wit, London, 1701; <b>Friedrich von Schelling,</b> philosopher, essayist, Bad Ragaz, Switzerland, 1854; <b>Dan Andersson,</b> poet, Stockholm, Sweden, 1920; <b>Leon Trotsky,</b> revolutionary, Coyoacán, Mexico, 1940; <b>A(braham) Moses Klein,</b> poet, Montreal, Quebec, Canada, 1972. 
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    <entry>
      <title>Clippings, Aug. 12, 2010</title>
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        The latest blogposts that’s aggravating by short-attention span:<br />
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* Edward Champions delivers one of his trademark long-form reviews, <a href="http://www.edrants.com/review-the-expendables-2010/">this time of “The Expendables,”</a> the Sylvester Stallone slugfest that’s true to its name. I had forgotten to mention that <a href="http://www.edrants.com/the-bat-segundo-show-jennifer-weiner-iii/">his interview with Jennifer Weiner</a> on “The Bat Segundo Show” is well worth listening, even if you’re not interested in her books. They share a great rapport, Jonathan Franzen gets slammed (and Richard Ford praised) and Weiner has a great observation about music mash-ups that made me reconsider some of my opinions about the form, and she has a truly dark idea for a novel that, with the growth of self-publishing, might actually come about.<br />
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Not nearly as interesting to me was <a href="http://www.edrants.com/the-bat-segundo-show-ken-russell/">his interview with Ken Russell.</a> Despite considerable prodding from Ed and Ken’s assistant (who at times answered questions on his behalf), there didn’t seem to be anything of interest to anyone who has more than a vague idea of who he is. You’re better off rescreening “Lisztomania” or (my favorite) “Crimes of Passion” (1984) with Kathleen Turner and Anthony Perkins.<br />
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<img src="http://www.planetpeschel.com/images/uploads/2010/Playboy_The_Girls_Next_Door.jpg" class="photoright" border="0" alt="Playboy's The Girls Next Door reality show" name="Playboy's The Girls Next Door reality show" title="Playboy's The Girls Next Door reality show" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center"  width="144" height="108" />* No thanks, Ken Levine. There’s nothing so dull going on in my life that would make <a href="http://kenlevine.blogspot.com/2010/08/girls-next-door-bunny-house-my-new.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+kenlevine+%28By+Ken+Levine%29&utm_content=Bloglines">watching “The Girls Next Door: Bunny House” worth my time.</a> I have a Ken Russell interview that I need to listen to again.<br />
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Don’t be too hard on me. At work, I caught a glimpse of the latest “Batchelor/Batchelorette” reality show and I’m having trouble sleeping from the flashbacks.<br />
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* Bookslut links to <a href="http://www.lrb.co.uk/v32/n16/melissa-denes/freakazoid"> a review of “The Slap” by Christos Tsiolkas at the London Review of Books.</a> The publisher compares this Aussie novel to Jonathan Franzen and Don DeLillo. The reviewer prefers to compare it to porn loops. She also finds Time Magazines <a href="http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,2009170_2009172_2009179,00.html"> “Top 10 Failed Celebrity Political Campaigns”,</a> including, of course, Norman Mailer’s run for mayor.<br />
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* Did you know using The Club to protect your car actually increases the chance it would be stolen? So says <a href="http://freakonomics.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/06/08/what-car-thieves-think-of-the-club/">Freakonomics.</a><br />
 
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      <title>Jonathan Safran Foer’s Big Explosion (1985)</title>
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        <img src="http://www.planetpeschel.com/images/uploads/2010/Jonathan_Safran_Foer__Sandra_Bernhard_.jpg" border="0" class="photoright" alt="Jonathan Safran Foer and Sandra Bernhard" name="Jonathan Safran Foer and Sandra Bernhard" title="Jonathan Safran Foer and Sandra Bernhard" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center"  width="250" height="422" /><span class=dropcap style=width:38px>T</span>o novelist Jonathan Safran Foer, it was the Explosion. The knife-edge moment that divided his life.<br />
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He was eight, the middle of three boys, growing up in a Jewish household in Washington, D.C. He was not your usual boy. He was flamboyant and sensitive. At 3, he asked his mother for a vest that sparkled; her sister-in-law made one for him.<br />
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On this day, his mother drove him to Murch Elementary school, the site of a summer school program. The class was going to learn how to make sparklers. The class was divided into groups of four, and the graduate student who acted as teacher set out the bowls of chemicals to be mixed. On the chalkboard was the recipe, “basically, a recipe for gunpowder, with a little extra,” the kids were told.<br />
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One wonders what the guy was thinking, having children mix gunpowder.  <br />
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The prospect of making things go boom (or sizzle or sparkle) bored Jonathan. He remembered leaving the classroom, dawdling in the bathroom, sipping water from the fountain.<br />
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Imagine the scene: the three other kids around Jonathan’s table, chattering and passing around the bowl, taking turns mixing the formula, the empty child-sized chair, the boy who had just finished second grade the month before, back in the classroom, dawdling at the chalkboard, reading the list of chemicals.<br />
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There was a blast. Acrid smoke bloomed, filling the room. Jonathan’s world shrank to the rings of the fire alarm, screams and shrieks, the hollow scrape of pushed desks and chairs clapping on the floor. Jonathan reached the hallway, where he <br />
saw his best friend, leaning against the wall, his glasses coated with debris, his skin burned. <br />
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Four children were injured, two of them critically. Jonathan had second-degree burns on his hands and face, and for weeks his hands were bandaged. He was also traumatized. For three years, he didn’t want to leave his house; didn’t want to play; didn’t want to go to school. He would wet his pants. Being out in the sun for too long could make his skin feel like it was burning. <br />
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He recovered, and his mother could see again the promising, bright child. When he was cast as a hunter in a school play, his mother recalled, “I can still see him taking giant Elmer Fudd steps across a stage. In fifth grade, he was incredibly popular, and he had the makings of being a big-time ladies’ man.”<br />
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But something happened inside. In an account he wrote for the Washington Post, Foer writes: <br />
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“One of my responses to the explosion was to lose the ability to express, and perhaps even to feel, anger. I never fought with my parents or siblings, and still don't, and don't fight with strangers, friends or my wife. Since I was 9 years old, I have not raised my voice to anyone. But thinking about the instructor, now, brings something ugly to my skin.”<br />
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Foer would use these experiences in his second novel, “Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close,” in which 9-year-old Oskar Schell, his father dead in the attack on the World Trade Center, wanders New York City, trying to reassembled his life blown apart in light and thunder.<br />
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<span class=dropcap style=width:38px>B</span><b> orn: Robert Southey,</b> poet, Bristol, Gloucestershire, 1813; <b>Helena Blavatsky,</b> theosophist, spiritualist, Yekaterinoslav, Ukraine, Russian Empire, 1831; <b>Edith Hamilton,</b> author, Dresden, Germany, 1867; <b>Zerna Sharp,</b> educator, author, Hillisburg, Ind., 1889; <b>Robert Francis,</b> poet, Upland, Penn., 1901; <b>Wallace Markfield,</b> novelist, Brooklyn, N.Y., 1926; <b>William Goldman,</b> screenwriter, author, Chicago, 1931; <b>Gail Parent,</b> novelist, New York City, 1940; <b>J.D. McClatchy,</b> poet, Bryn Mawr, Pa., 1945; <b>IBM personal computer,</b> 1981.<br />
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<b>Died: William Blake,</b> poet, engraver, mystic London, 1827; <b>Helen Hunt Jackson,</b> novelist, San Francisco, 1885; <b>James Russell Lowell,</b> poet, critic, essayist, Cambridge, Mass., 1891; <b>Thomas Mann,</b> novelist, essayist, Zürich, Switzerland, 1955; <b>Ian Fleming,</b> spy author, Canterbury, Kent, 1964; <b>Esther Forbes,</b> novelist, children's author, Worcester, Mass. 1967; <b>B(ernard) Kliban, </b>cartoonist, San Francisco, 1990.<br />
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<b>Quote for the Day:</b> "You cannot protect yourself from sadness without protecting yourself from happiness.” &#8212; <I>Jonathan Safran Foer</i><br />
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    <entry>
      <title>And now, one last poem from my refrigerator</title>
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      <published>2010-08-02T13:14:00Z</published>
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        <span class="dropcap" style="width:38px">T</span>he animating spirit that moved my fridge to spout poetry seems to have moved on, but not before leaving one last message, this time with a haiku about Natasha, and her ability to sense the presence of strangers outside our front door.<br />
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<img src="http://www.planetpeschel.com/images/uploads/2010/fridge3.jpg" border="0" alt="Refrigerator poetry about cats" name="Refrigerator poetry about cats" title="Refrigerator poetry about cats" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center"  width="450" height="408" /><br />
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<b>A medical update about our kitty.</b> As you know, we took Natasha to the vet, alarmed about her sudden weight loss, and learned that she could have a) a thyroid problem, with is treatable, or b) cancer, which is not.<br />
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While all the tests aren’t back in, it is definite that her thyroid is on the fritz. This doesn’t allow her body to process food normally, hence the weight-loss. For the rest of her life, she’ll need two pills a day. This is an interesting, finger-threatening operation, as anyone who has ever tried to jam a pill down a cat’s throat will tell you.<br />
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Fortunately, she seems willing to let you do it, once. After that, all bets are off. A few days on the medication, and she seems to be feeling better, no longer breathing heavily and back to demanding attention.<br />
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I don’t know whether or not animals have souls ─ the jury’s still out about humans as far as I’m concerned ─ but they do have the ability to inspire feelings in us that don’t show up often, so I’m grateful for that.<br />
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    <entry>
      <title>Let&#8217;s send good thoughts</title>
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      <published>2010-07-28T19:47:00Z</published>
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        <span class="dropcap" style="width:38px">J</span>udith Fitzgerald took a tumble down some stairs, but she's still healthy enough to <a href="http://www.theglobeandmail.com/books/the-pen-and-the-pain/article1653347/" title="write an essay about it.">write an essay about it.</a>It's got some good information about what writers (and other sedentary folks, who make up most of the population now) can do to keep from ending up like her. (Tip: <a href="http://booksinq.blogspot.com/" title="Books, Inq.">Books, Inq.</a>)<br />
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<h3>Clippings</h3><br />
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<B>The talented Graham Greene</b> had some siblings <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/books/bookreviews/7904091/The-Greenes-A-Talented-Tribe-of-Trailbrazers.html" title="who were equally as accomplished">who were equally as accomplished</a>. Well, most of them anyway. (Tip: <a href="http://www.bookslut.com/blog/" title="Jessa Crispin">Jessa Crispin</a>)<br />
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<b>Janet Evanovich</b> find a new home <a href="http://mediadecoder.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/07/26/evanovich-takes-her-bounty-to-random-house/" title="at Random House.">at Random House.</a> Not surprisingly, Sarah Weinman is there to explain what it's all about, <a href="http://www.dailyfinance.com/story/media/random-house-takes-on-risks-with-evanovich/19569461/" title="who wins and who could lose.">who wins and who could lose.</a><br />
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<b>While Evanovich vs St. Martin's</b> fades, the Random House vs. Andrew Wylie battle <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/07/27/evilwylie-vs-goodrandomho_n_657638.html" title="heats up over on Twitter.">heats up over on Twitter.</a><br />
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      <title>Cornered by the circle of life</title>
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      <published>2010-07-28T19:32:00Z</published>
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        <span class="dropcap" style="width:38px">T</span>oday's episode of Refrigerator Poetry will have to be a bit grimmer than usual, I'm afraid:<br />
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The cat was the cause of the doggeral. That's Natasha. She's about 16, and she came back from the vet today. We had noticed she had been losing weight, so she was brought in today. We're still awaiting test results, but at best it's a thyroid problem (a lifetime of pills, twice a day).<br />
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At its worse: cancer.<br />
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We had to break the news to the kids, of course, and while one pivoted from one possible future to another -- "Aw, we'll be down to two kitties. Can we get a kitten?" -- the other one later crouched in front of the fridge and came up with this.<br />
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But as you can see, Natasha is still with us. She lays down a lot, and she's been breathing heavily. Her heart's beating rapidly, and her kidneys don't look too good. When we told the vet that her brother died from kidney problems years before, his prognosis turned much grimmer.<br />
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But we're hoping for the best. Vanessa the Mighty Huntress had shown similar symptoms that was successfully treated with thyroid pills, while Natasha's brother, Boris, (yes, named for the Rocky and Bullwinkle characters), when he had the kidney problems, he ballooned from retaining so much fluid.<br />
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We'll find out tomorrow.<br />
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In the meantime, here's another, earlier, work in the realm of cat poetry:<br />
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That verse was inspired by the behavior of one Ivan, aka "the Terrible," who willingly lays on his back in your arms until he's done, and then all the pointy bits come out.<br />
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      <title>Refridgerator poetry</title>
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      <published>2010-07-27T17:30:00Z</published>
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        <span class="dropcap" style="width:38px">E</span>very once in awhile, my children surprise me.<br />
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On the fridge in the kitchen are a bunch of magnetic letters, the kind toddlers get. We've had them for a donkey's years and they're still there because no one's been bothered to take them down and put them away. Much like the collection of magnetic business cards for the Realtor who helped us buy our house (although we haven't seen her for a decade), and from businesses that we have no intention of using.<br />
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One day last week, I'd come into the kitchen in the late morning and found these, a reference to our cats: Ivan the Terrible, Olga and Natasha (who, by the way, are no longer kittens):<br />
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More to come.<br />
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<h3>Literary birthdays</h3><br />
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It should be noted that today (July 27) is the birthday of these celebrated writers: Alexandre Dumas (fils), novelist, playwright, Paris, 1824; Hilaire Belloc, poet, historian, essayist, La Celle-Saint-Cloud, France, 1870; Joseph Mitchell, essayist, Iona, N.C., 1908; and Hubert Selby Jr., novelist, screenwriter, Brooklyn, N.Y., 1928.<br />
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Tomorrow, we'll get to celebrate the birthday of William T. Vollmann, who was born in Santa Monica, Calif., in 1959, which makes him 51. In honor of his prolific career, he should be feted with 51 birthday cakes.<br />
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<h3>Journalism Highs and Lows</h3><br />
<br />
There's nothing to a copy editor like the supreme pleasure of knocking a headline out of the park, and Charles Apple found this one from the Beaver County Times regarding BP's CEO finding himself <a href="http://apple.copydesk.org/2010/07/26/todays-witty-headline-courtesy-of-the-beaver-county-pa-times/" title="Beaver County Times">shoved out the door on a greased skid.</a><br />
<br />
Unfortunately, the spoil-sport commenters pointed out that the Times also made two major misspellings in the others headlines, which must diminish the pleasure. 
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    <entry>
      <title>CSI condensed</title>
      <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.planetpeschel.com/index?/site/csi_condensed/" />
      <id>tag:planetpeschel.com,2010:index/1.2135</id>
      <published>2010-07-26T18:38:00Z</published>
      <updated>2010-07-26T18:44:18Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Bill Peschel</name>
            <email>bpeschel@gmail.com</email>
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        <span class="dropcap" style="width:38px">J</span>ust dropping in at the moment since I received an interesting e-mail from Pierce Martin of the SR Education Group, linking to a neat infographic on the CSI Effect. If you're interested in criminology and television, this is a pretty good example of the distortion TV shows such as CSI can introduce.<br />
<br />
Here's a sample of the graphic. Clink on it to see the original.<br />
<br />
<a href="http://www.forensicscience.net/csi-effect-infographic"><img src="http://www.planetpeschel.com/images/uploads/2010/csi-infographic-trimmed.jpg" border="0" alt="The CSI Effect link" name="The CSI Effect link" title="The CSI Effect link" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center"  width="450" height="376" /></a><br />
<br />
In the meantime, I've been working on another project, and working on the marketing of "Writers Gone Wild." In the coming months, there will be some serious changes going on here, so I hope y'all will stay tuned. I'll be back. 
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    <entry>
      <title>On the importance of the properly placed comma, or not</title>
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      <id>tag:planetpeschel.com,2010:index/1.2134</id>
      <published>2010-07-13T16:31:00Z</published>
      <updated>2010-07-13T16:36:54Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Bill Peschel</name>
            <email>bpeschel@gmail.com</email>
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        <span class="dropcap" style="width:38px">J</span>ohn McIntyre, the fired-copy-desk-chief-since-rehired at the Baltimore Sun, rages <a href="http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/news/mcintyre/blog/2010/07/punctuational_polygamy.html" title="over a reporter's misuse of the common comma">over a reporter's misuse of the common comma</a> in the phrase: <i>his wife Gertrude</i>:<br />
<br />
<blockquote class="withimage"> If Gertrude were a daughter and the construction were his daughter Gertrude, we could infer that the man has more than one daughter and we are singling out the one named Gertrude. If the construction were his daughter, Gertrude, we could infer that the man has one daughter, whose name we are supplying parenthetically.<br />
<br />
Now, what can we infer from his wife Gertrude? (1) He has more than one wife, and we are focusing on the one named Gertrude, or (2) Our writer has a cloudy understanding of what commas are for.</blockquote><br />
<br />
I tried leaving a comment, but The Baltimore Sun site didn't seem to want it. Clicking "Post" took me to a review screen. When I tried to post, I missed the CAPTCHA box. It warned me that I had to prove my human bona fides, and blocked further attempts to post, despite my following the instructions to the letter.<br />
<br />
So here is my response:<br />
<br />
"Or, (3), the writer is confident in the reader's cultural understanding that there's only one wife, and will only be one wife unless the subject of the article is a fundamentalist Mormon or a character on "Big Love," or that the reader will never recognize what the comma signals in this construction.<br />
<br />
"Note: Much as I'm on your side in this issue -- or at least the side of logic and conformity to grammar rules -- there is a rebellious part of me that wonders how much this really matters." 
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    <entry>
      <title>The Unscratchables: Shaggy&#45;Dog Noir</title>
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      <id>tag:planetpeschel.com,2010:index/1.2133</id>
      <published>2010-06-25T16:07:00Z</published>
      <updated>2010-06-25T16:11:47Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Bill Peschel</name>
            <email>bpeschel@gmail.com</email>
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        label="Humor" />
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        <span class="dropcap" style="width:38px">C</span>ats and dogs don’t live together in “The Unscratchables,” a parody police procedural that deftly and punnily mixes the tropes of the genre with a world in which dogs are downtrodden curs segregated from the cream of cat society, but they do rub along in a way that’ll raise the hairs on the back on anyone’s neck.<br />
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The story is told through the color-blind eyes of Crusher McNash, a bull terrier detective for the San Bernardo Slaughter Unit. The short-tempered mutt who bears a temperamental resemblance to Mickey Spillaine’s Mike Hammer goes ballistic when the possible involvement of a cat in a series of dismemberment murders he’s working on gets him assigned a partner: Cassius Lap from the Feline Bureau of Investigation. <br />
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There’s a lot of reasons for McNash to hate Lap. The well-bred kitty from Kathattan is intelligent, well-dressed and imperturbable. He is also Siamese, and McNash remembers how he was captured and tortured during the recent war with Siam (yeah, Kane is referencing Vietnam).  And Lap, who studied dog psychology in college, knows all the right words to make McNash obey his orders.<br />
<br />
Fans of Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child’s books will also see a certain resemblance between Lap and their Southern-fried detective hero, FBI Special Agent Aloysius X. L. Pendegrast (in fact, it seemed like I could read his dialogue in the same cadences Scott Brick uses in his audio versions of the series).<br />
<br />
The rest of the book follows McNash and Lap through the underbelly and behind the ears of society as they investigate the killings. They encounter the media magnate Phineas Reynard, and McNash falls hard for the fox’s glamour wife that leads to an assignation in a hotel room. There’s political pressure from above to drop the case as the duo works with Lap’s former partner, the serial killer Quentin Riossiti (think Hannibal Lecter), as they realize that they’re uncovering a conspiracy that reaches those who pull the leash.<br />
<br />
As you can see, it’s easy to get into the spirit of the book. Kane ─ actually Australian literary thriller writer Anthony O’Neill ─ peppers puns and animal-associated words in every page, and his freshness and inventiveness is on a part with Jasper Fforde. <br />
<br />
I don’t know if McNash and Lap will return, and while the reader in me hopes so, the writer in me hopes not. Kane has created a perfect mix of noir and parody, that it would be a shame to dilute it with sequels.  “The Unscratchables” is a shaggy-dog story with not a flea on its glossy coat.<br />
 
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    <entry>
      <title>Rob Gonsalves and a Personal Dream</title>
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      <id>tag:planetpeschel.com,2010:index/1.2132</id>
      <published>2010-05-25T18:32:00Z</published>
      <updated>2010-05-25T18:38:43Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Bill Peschel</name>
            <email>bpeschel@gmail.com</email>
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        <span class="dropcap" style="width:28px">I</span>s there something primeval about providing for your family? We’re taught in movies and books ─ typically with frontier subjects ─ about the pleasures in wresting a living from the land, building something that wasn’t there before, and succeeding in fulfilling your dream.<br />
<br />
These days, the thrill doesn’t seem to be there when it means spending eight hours in the same place doing what you’re told. Maybe it’s too easy, the pleasures too accessible. Or maybe you just have to work harder at it, or set a higher goal.<br />
<br />
	It was about seven or years ago, in a gallery in Lewes, Del., we saw a painting by Rob Gonsalves. If you’ve never seen any of his work, imagine someone who takes M.C. Escher’s manipulation of perspective and subject and apply it to more accessible subjects.<br />
<br />
	Anyway, his “On the Upswing” caught our eye, because it seemed to perfectly encapsulate the personalities of two of our children. They were about the age of the children in the painting, and on the rusty passed-along swingset in the backyart, the Princess was already accomplished enough to push the swing to the limit. Chains creaking, supports screaming, she'd whip herself higher and higher until she could jump off at the top of the arc, much to the consternation of her parents.<br />
<br />
Meanwhile, the Bun would swing just as vigorously, but with more caution, more watchfulness. And he'd never jump off at the time.<br />
<br />
Here’s a detail from the painting.<br />
<br />
<img src="http://www.planetpeschel.com/images/uploads/2010/OntheUpswing2.jpg" border="0" alt="Rob Gonsalves On The Upswing" name="Rob Gonsalves On The Upswing" title="Rob Gonsalves On The Upswing" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center"  width="500" height="445" /><br />
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We couldn’t afford "On the Upswing." The best I could do was print a small color copy, pin it on the office wall, and dream.<br />
<br />
	Years passed. I wrote and sold a book. The check came in, and I decided to have fun with some of it. I started checking art galleries on the Internet, hoping to find the 16-inch-by-14-inch print. It was expensive, but that wad of cash wasn’t going to spend itself, and we really, really wanted the painting.<br />
<br />
	Trouble was, in the intervening years, many people also wanted the painting in that size. Many galleries didn’t have it.<br />
<br />
	One did, and I fired off an e-mail. The gentleman called and we reached an agreement.<br />
<br />
	Then he called back with bad news: they couldn’t find a copy, either. However . . . perhaps we could make a deal for the larger size?<br />
<br />
	I gulped. Between my wife’s art degree and my experience in photography, we both knew the larger size is much more preferable. The details are bigger, the finish product closer to what the artist worked with. All in all, a better experience. All in all, a much larger price.<br />
<br />
	Ah, but times are tough. Art is not a necessity to most people. The gallery had a firm offer and would be reluctant to see us walk out the door, symbolically. <br />
<br />
	He named a figure. I gulped. It was larger than the price for the smaller painting, but not really by much.<br />
<br />
	“Is that with shipping included?” I cagily asked. Of course, he said.<br />
<br />
	Sold.<br />
<br />
	The painting came rolled, and we sent it off to the framer. For what would be the centerpiece of the house, we didn’t want to trust it to a chain store, so we took it down the road to <a href="http://www.maplenutcreations.com/mp_includes/index.asp">Maplenut Creations.</a><br />
<br />
	It took a couple of months. They had some problems with getting the right bars for the back of the painting. Phone calls were made. Bars were shipped and returned. Then there was the effort in doing the frame. They were a bit startled at my wife’s request: matt it in black with a white frame. They weren’t sure if it would turn out right.<br />
<br />
	I knew it would be fine. Years of marriage have taught me that my wife sees things I can’t. When it comes to design, trust her.<br />
<br />
	Now, “On the Upswing” is back and hanging on the wall of our dining room. Dominating the wall. The ceilings are barely seven feet high.<br />
<br />
<img src="http://www.planetpeschel.com/images/uploads/2010/OntheUpswing1.jpg" border="0" alt="Rob Gonsalves On the Upswing" name="Rob Gonsalves On the Upswing" title="Rob Gonsalves On the Upswing" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center"  width="450" height="337" /><br />
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	I acquired a lot of possessions in my life, some a lot more expensive than “On the Upswing,” but none of them fills me with something I never though I’d feel.<br />
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	Accomplished.	<br />
 
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    <entry>
      <title>Saturday Literature Links</title>
      <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.planetpeschel.com/index?/site/saturday_literature_links/" />
      <id>tag:planetpeschel.com,2010:index/1.2131</id>
      <published>2010-05-22T18:15:00Z</published>
      <updated>2010-05-22T18:16:14Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Bill Peschel</name>
            <email>bpeschel@gmail.com</email>
                  </author>

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        It’s Saturday and I have a lot to catch up on, but I wanted to raise me head above the parapet and pass along these lovely links, which contain more mental protein than the sausages you’d find in a school cafeteria.<br />
<br />
* The New Republic takes a look at <a href="http://www.tnr.com/article/books-and-arts/75032/the-read-i%E2%80%99m-sorry-ms-jackson">Shirley Jackson’s writing career.</a><br />
<br />
* Book Bitch Blog lets Michael Atkinson talk abut <a href="http://bookbitch.blogspot.com/2010/03/guest-blogger-michael-atkinson.html">using Hemingway as a mystery detective.</a><br />
<br />
* Meanwhile, Chuck Palahniuk is using blowup dolls as <a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/JacketCopy/~3/9UfI3OECOZ0/chuck-palahniuk-los-angeles.html">props for a book signing.</a><br />
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* This has been around for a bit, but Jason Pinter discusses the Joe Konrath effect, <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jason-pinter/the-konrath-effect-will-n_b_579455.html">will new technology ruin talented authors.</a> Short answer from myself: no. Editing authors is a 20th century concept. Who edited Dickens? Or Conan Doyle? Or Stephen Crane? An author who doesn’t recognize that might falter on their own, but that’s their lookout, innit? (Thanks, <a href="http://www.slushpile.net/">SlushPile.net</a>)<br />
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* If you need new blogs to read, there’s the <a href="http://uk.cision.com/Resources/Social-Media-Index/Top-UK-Social-Media/Top-10-UK-Literature-Blogs/">top 10 UK literature blogs.</a><br />
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* While this is meant to be links to literature, I have to pass along Frank Wilson’s recommendation for contemporary classical music by Lou Harrison. <a href="http://booksinq.blogspot.com/2010/05/for-your-listening-pleasure_11.html">Listening to this was an ear-opening experience.</a> 
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    <entry>
      <title>Mysteries at the Home Depot</title>
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      <published>2010-05-20T19:56:00Z</published>
      <updated>2010-05-20T20:04:50Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Bill Peschel</name>
            <email>bpeschel@gmail.com</email>
                  </author>

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        scheme="http://www.planetpeschel.com/index?/site/C78/"
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        <span class="dropcap" style="width:48px">W</span>hile visiting the Orange hardware store recently, I came across two mysteries:<br />
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<img src="http://www.planetpeschel.com/images/uploads/2010/BuckRogersandtheDrill.jpg" border="0" alt="Buck Rogers Drill" name="Buck Rogers Drill" title="Buck Rogers Drill" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center"  width="399" height="349" /><br />
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Why are most power tools designed to look look all streamlined and modern, but power drills tend to look like something Buster Crabbe unholstered in the "Flash Gordon" serials?<br />
<br />
Then, there's this sign seen next to an air purifier:<br />
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<img src="http://www.planetpeschel.com/images/uploads/2010/DNA_altering_viruses.jpg" border="0" alt="DNA altering virus machines" name="DNA altering virus machines" title="DNA altering virus machines" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center"  width="400" height="300" /><br />
<br />
Do you think it knows the difference between virus DNA and human DNA? Should I be concerned that a machine that reorders the internal structure of anything that passes by is considered a selling point? <br />
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What an amazing, weird world we live in. 
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    <entry>
      <title>Fun among the Pennwriters</title>
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      <id>tag:planetpeschel.com,2010:index/1.2129</id>
      <published>2010-05-18T19:21:00Z</published>
      <updated>2010-05-18T20:10:31Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Bill Peschel</name>
            <email>bpeschel@gmail.com</email>
                  </author>

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        <span class="dropcap" style="width:38px">S</span>pent last weekend hobnobbing with the Pennwriters' group in Lancaster. Since I live down the road in Hershey, it was a half-hour drive, so it didn't seem so much like a convention as going to class, with the occasional beer in between. <br />
<br />
Usually, I'm not much of a joiner. I'm naturally inclined to wander off, thinking my own thoughts, which is a fine way to live, but not to accomplish anything. Even Thoreau only spent a few months in his cabin, on land paid for by his friend, Emerson, and relied on his family to do his laundry and buy him pencils. Poe worked for literary magazines and when he wasn't going on benders and alienating everyone, needed a network of supporters.<br />
<br />
And conventions are great places to find out things you didn't even realize you needed to know.<br />
<br />
<img src="http://www.planetpeschel.com/images/uploads/2010/Pennwriter2010_Maberry.jpg" border="0" alt="Jonathan Maberry at Pennwriters" name="Jonathan Maberry at Pennwriters" title="Jonathan Maberry at Pennwriters" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center"  width="450" height="342" /><br />
<br />
Two years ago, Jonathan Maberry discussed nonfiction proposals at Pennwriters, and his advice helped me sell the book that eventually became "Writers Gone Wild." This year, he held seminars on writing thrillers and comic books, and both of them were packed with information. Writing the effective thriller requires telling nine truths to sell the lie. Like "Jurassic Park." Know that DNA can be found in mosquitoes trapped in amber, and you're not too far from building a dinosaur theme park. Or, in the case of the Thursday Next books by Jasper Fforde (a fun series to read, especially if you're a fan of the classics), of reviving dodos. In the Next series, home kits are available for creating your own pet, and some experimenters went much farther to create nightmare creatures. Fiction, right?<br />
<br />
Apparently not, according to Maberry. Scientists are actually experimenting with creating, well, not dodos, but how about chicken-sized dinosaurs? <br />
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Put it another way. From his talk, one gets the impression that, whatever you thought of, someone out there is beyond that point.<br />
<br />
<img src="http://www.planetpeschel.com/images/uploads/2010/Pennwriter2010_Scheier1.jpg" border="0" alt="Liz Scheier of Barnes and Noble" name="Liz Scheier of Barnes and Noble" title="Liz Scheier of Barnes and Noble" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center"  width="450" height="342" /><br />
<br />
Another speaker was Liz Scheier of Barnes and Noble's digital division, who spoke at a luncheon for published authors. She's optimistic about the publishing industry. It's changing, true, but the publishing industry has always been down on itself. (I think back in the thirties you could read about how radio was going to kills books, then movies, then television, then cable television, then ... you get the picture).<br />
<br />
Of course, it was soon after that we learned <a href="http://jakonrath.blogspot.com/2010/05/shaken-by-ja-konrath-press-release.html" title="that J.A. Konrath has signed with Amazon,">that J.A. Konrath has signed with Amazon,</a> so it might best be said that there will always be a need for writers, but will there be a need for publishers? Personally, I think there always needs a gatekeeper, a trusted source one can turn to. I just don't know if the revenue digital publishing brings in could support the infrastructure publishing requires now.<br />
<br />
<img src="http://www.planetpeschel.com/images/uploads/2010/Pennwriter2010_Rollins2.jpg" border="0" alt="James Rollins at Pennwriters" name="James Rollins at Pennwriters" title="James Rollins at Pennwriters" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center"  width="450" height="303" /><br />
<br />
The keynote speaker was James Rollins, the best-selling thriller writer. In some ways, he exemplifies the new way of writing and marketing oneself, needing to spend five hours a day writing, the rest of his time on promotion.<br />
<br />
But the best part of the conference was not just the speakers, but meeting other writers. Pennwriters has all the genres covered. We write poetry, literature, genre, self-help, religious. We write for money or to entertain ourselves. But writing is the one thing we share, and in all my encounters, I saw nothing but respect and interest and a desire to do better. I couldn't imagine a better experience. 
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    <entry>
      <title>&#8216;Me and Hitch&#8217;: Evan Hunter remembers Alfred Hitchcock</title>
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      <id>tag:planetpeschel.com,2010:index/1.2128</id>
      <published>2010-04-30T16:28:00Z</published>
      <updated>2010-04-30T14:07:10Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Bill Peschel</name>
            <email>bpeschel@gmail.com</email>
                  </author>

      <category term="Book Reviews"
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      <category term="Hollywood"
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        <img src="http://www.planetpeschel.com/images/uploads/2010/AlfredHitchcockandEvanHunter.jpg" border="0" alt="Alfred Hitchcock and Evan Hunter (Ed McBain)" name="Alfred Hitchcock and Evan Hunter (Ed McBain)" title="Alfred Hitchcock and Evan Hunter (Ed McBain)" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center"  width="450" height="397" /><i>As I'm doing research on "Hollywood Gone Wild," the sequel (I hope) to "<a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0399536183?ie=UTF8&tag=planetpeschel-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=0399536183">Writers Gone Wild</a><img src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=planetpeschel-20&l=as2&o=1&a=0399536183" width="1" height="1" border="0" alt="" style="border:none !important; margin:0px !important;" />," I thought I'd share with you my impressions of the books I run across in my work.</i><br />
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<span class="dropcap" style="width:38px">F</span>ans of Ed McBain’s 87th Precient novels might know that he also wrote books under his real name, Evan Hunter, but not that he worked on two scripts for director Alfred Hitchcock: “<a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0783240236?ie=UTF8&tag=planetpeschel-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=0783240236">The Birds</a><img src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=planetpeschel-20&l=as2&o=1&a=0783240236" width="1" height="1" border="0" alt="" style="border:none !important; margin:0px !important;" />” and “<a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000CCW2U2?ie=UTF8&tag=planetpeschel-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B000CCW2U2">Marnie</a><img src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=planetpeschel-20&l=as2&o=1&a=B000CCW2U2" width="1" height="1" border="0" alt="" style="border:none !important; margin:0px !important;" />.” In <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.html?ie=UTF8&location=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2Fgp%2Foffer-listing%2F0571193064%3Fie%3DUTF8%26redirect%3Dtrue%26ref_%3Ddp%5Folp%5F0%26condition%3Dall&tag=planetpeschel-20&linkCode=ur2&camp=1789&creative=390957">"Me and Hitch,"</a><img src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=planetpeschel-20&l=ur2&o=1" width="1" height="1" border="0" alt="" style="border:none !important; margin:0px !important;" /> Hunter/McBain describes his collaboration in the cool, even-handed prose that is a mix of restrained affection, much admiration for Hitchcock's genius, and sometimes unsettling details.<br />
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Hitchcock came across Hunter after his novel of juvenile delinquency in New York schools, <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0743493680?ie=UTF8&tag=planetpeschel-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=0743493680">"The Blackboard Jungle"</a><img src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=planetpeschel-20&l=as2&o=1&a=0743493680" width="1" height="1" border="0" alt="" style="border:none !important; margin:0px !important;" /> became a best-seller and later a good movie. He had also bought one of Hunter’s short-stories for his TV show. What Hitchcock didn’t tell Hunter was that he was looking for a writer who also had some literary credentials (which “Jungle” gave Hunter). <br />
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It seems that, despite a long, successful career and several Oscar nominations, Hitchcock wanted more. He wanted respectability. He wanted an Oscar. His previous movie, “<a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0783225849?ie=UTF8&tag=planetpeschel-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=0783225849">Psycho</a><img src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=planetpeschel-20&l=as2&o=1&a=0783225849" width="1" height="1" border="0" alt="" style="border:none !important; margin:0px !important;" />,” was successful, but it was also sort of a pot-boiler. Hitch ─ I can’t resist using his nickname, although no doubt he would insist on me using “Mr. Hitchcock,” if he wasn’t ignoring me completely ─ wanted to be recognized as an artist, at least not the kind who made movies like “Psycho.”<br />
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If this sounds like a recipe for disaster, it was. “The Birds” was intended for Cary Grant and Grace Kelly; instead, it got Rod Taylor and Tippi Hedron. Hunter’s idea to write what he called “screwball comedy becomes terror” was, even he admitted later, a terrible idea. There would be no music. And they never did figure out why the birds were attacking in the first place (Hunter thinks that Hitch didn’t want to. Makes it more artistic, doncha see).<br />
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As for “Marnie,” Hunter’s objection to the notorious scene in which husband Sean Connery rapes his frigid wife (Hedron, again) on their honeymoon signalled the beginning of the end of their partnership (a friend later told Hunter “you just got bothered by the scene that was his reason for making the movie. You just wrote your ticket back to New York.”)<br />
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The end was anti-climatic. After Hunter turned in his version of the script, Hitch fired him through a phone call from his assistant. Later, they met with their wives for a convivial dinner, and that was it. If Hunter suffered for his art, he didn’t reveal it.<br />
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But “Me and Hitch” is a worthwhile book. Fictioneers and scriptwriters will appreciate the insights into Hitchcock’s method of building a script, his fans will eat up the glimpses of the man’s private life ─ he gives autographed books to Hunter’s kids; he visits children who want to talk to him; when he’s not saying that “The Birds” would be the best movie of his career, he drunkenly confesses he’s nothing but a “big fat slob” ─ and film fans wonder what the hell “The Birds” and “Marnie” were all about will get a few ideas. <br />
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Best of all, Hunter/McBain fans get a lovely bit of biography, told in the same laconic, direct style found in his novels. And at 90 pages, it can be read about as fast as a Hitchcock movie.<blockquote><b>Excerpts from "Me and Hitch": Why "The Birds" Failed</b><br />
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When I first suggested "Screwball Comedy Becomes Terror," Hitch should have said, "That is the worst idea I have ever heard in my life. Let’s move on." Instead, we marched ahead confidently, blithely trying to graft upon Du Maurier’s simple tale of apocalyptic terror a slick story about two improbably lovers confronted with an even more improbably situation ─ birds attacking humans.<br />
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The trouble with our story was that nothing in it was real. In real life, birds don’t attack people and girls don’t buy lovebirds to schlep sixty miles upstate for a practical joke. Hitch had bought a bizarre novella about plain people attacked by the gentlest of creatures. He had then hired a realistic novelist from New York to change these people into the sort of beautiful, sleek, sophisticated characters Hitch himself enjoyed seeing on the screen, the Cary Grants and Grace Kellys of the world. Even if the script had worked ─ which it didn’t ─ Tippi Hedren and Rod Taylor were no Grace Kelly or Cary Grant.<br />
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But Hitch never gave it an honest shot.<br />
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<b>Hunter On the Rape Scene in "Marnie"</b><br />
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I told him that I did not want to write that scene as he had outlined it. I told him we would lose all sympathy for the male lead if he rapes his own wife on their honeymoon. I told him we can see the girl isn’t being coy or modest, she’s terrified, she’s trembling, and the reasons for this all come out in the later psychiatric sessions. I told him if the man really loved her he would take her in his arms and comfort her gently and tell her they’d work it out, don’t be frightened, everything will be all right. I told him that’s how I thought the scene should go.<br />
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Hitch held up his hands the way directors do when they’re framing a shot. Palms out, fingers together, thumbs extended and touching to form a perfect square. Moving his hands toward my face, like a camera coming in for a close shot, he said, ‘Evan, when he sticks it in her, I want that camera right on her <i>face.</i>”<br />
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Many years later, when I told Jay Presson Allen how much his description of that scene had bothered me, she said, ‘You just got bothered by the scene that was his reason for making the movie. You just wrote your ticket back to New York.”</blockquote><br />
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