Meet Psycho Stepmom.

Qu'est que c'est?

As villains go, she's as evil as they come, but she's also incredibly dense. The good villains know that they're on top, that life is unfair and they hold both Boardwalk and Park Place, with a hotel on each to boot, and they can't help but lord it over the rest of the world.

But this woman's elevator clearly doesn't go all the way to the top anymore. She's a sack of fries short of a Happy Meal. She makes Osama look sane. And look at those dishes the unnamed heroine is washing. Who else was eating there, the Jolly Green Giant?

As you will see, the evil stepmother's not only eeeevil, she's also stooopid.